After the Bomb, Future, Palladium, Post Apocalyptic, postaday2011, RPG, Science Fiction, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT
So the rest of the team of mutants is now ready to roll along with Joe’s sex-bomb-bunny.
And yet it still feels like a bad idea. A really bad idea.
We have the necessary ninja – Suzette – a striped black and red cat with a serious catnip addiction (I’m not kidding, it’s a drawback she picked up from the rules that means she cannot resist the nip, and suffers penalties when she’s under the influence of good old nepata catari). A big ninja kitty, mind you. At Size Level 13, she’s 344 pounds and 7’3″ tall. With a katana, shurikens and martial arts training.
Uberspike is a strange mutant porcupine of immense size with extensive military training. At Size Level 16, he’s over over 8 feet tall and weighs in at 590 pounds. His immense strength means that his quills are not just dangerous, but are quite deadly (1d6+12 damage per quill thrown or melee, and 4d6+12 damage with a body slam melee attack).
And what group of TMNT characters would be complete without the way too popular ferret with it’s enhanced metabolism? How about we make that ferret 3’5″, a whopping 27 pounds, make it faster than snot during the worst mid-summer colds, and give it telepathy, telekinetic hands and arms, and the ability to implant hypnotic suggestions. It’s the psychic mind-weasel!
Ah… the power of random tables.
randomness for the win