I love RPGs.

I doubly love strange RPGs. Games like Lacuna Part 1, and that game of Toon I played where I was a toaster and one of the players was a caterpillar with a shoe fetish…

But in none of those games was I playing Genghis Toad, the insane Platypus lawyer representing the colour orange and attempting to prove that bananas are actually alien invaders from Orion 6 in the middle of the trial about the murder of Zengrius Phog, the penguin publisher.

And none of them used dance-offs as a conflict resolution mechanic.

EPIC, thy name is Sea Dracula.