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In our weekly Neoclassical Geek Revival game I had to make a new character because last session ended in what I think was the most perfect TPK I’ve had in ages. We actually almost succeeded at our mission (we run about a 25% success rate currently), got home, and then succumbed to our wounds – dying from disease and mutation and injury in the end-of-session “downtime”.

So I made a new character to join our brave guild of adventurers – Gerold Taskooveras (Jerry). Jerry’s background had him start as a beggar, become a pickpocket, and then spend a few years locked away for his crimes. He’s just been released from jail and has travelled into the hinterlands to make an “honest” living. He’s two parts rogue, one part fool.

Instead of going back (once again) into Elfbreaker Mountain to try to reclaim the dwarven ancestor’s corpse for her clan, we chased after a halfling who had been through town a couple of hours before trying to post a notice on the town notice board, but who left when he couldn’t reach it and no one in town would stop laughing at him long enough to help.

Next thing we know (after a quick NPC death at a “one of us lies, one of us tells the truth” riddle at a pair of bridges), we are setting up the defenses for a small halfling village (think Willow) against barbarian raiders. Thirty barbarian raiders. My foolish thief and a moderately high level elven warrior (who was not at the last session, so he didn’t die). Guerrilla defenses, tower defenses, and a lot of fighting later and we manage to hold off the raiders for two nights… but on the third night we end up in a duel between the elf and their leader. Except they also brought their three wise women to banish the foul elf from the land.

So… we can assume that the halfling village doesn’t exist anymore. We kind of hope the raiders wiped it out completely because otherwise stories might come back of how I picked up the elf and ran for the hills instead of standing to fight.

Remember that 25% mission success rate up there? Yeah, this was another one in the 75%.