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Actual Play, Fantasy, Meme, Monsters, Warhammer Fantasy, WFRP1e
Yes, I’m a full year late on using this in a game… but the memes must flow. They were like a pack of land piranhas – the party escaped them, but the ranger-assassin had to hide in a tree as they slaughtered his horse and ran off with his crossbow.
Dyson's Dodecahedron 
They ran off with his crossbow? Nothing puts fear into the heart of a man like 30 to 50 Feral Hogs armed with a crossbow!
That’s fk’ng hilarious!
“Nigel your mother ate my dog!”
‘…watched helplessly from a tree as they slaughtered his horse and ran off with his crossbow.’
LoL
Poor, lil, sad ranger-assassin, walking all the way home.
Crossbowless, how humiliating.
Was it raining?
Omg dude! We are cracking me up over here.
*(exhales his way to composure)*
Thank you my friend, I owe you one.